rnerci:

scaryly:

rnerci:

scaryly:

rnerci:

apparently a vagina’s pH level is 4.5 

WHICH MEANS THAT IF A MAN HAS TOO MUCH SEX WITHOUT CONDOM HIS PENIS COULD ERODE

uhhh dont you mean dissolve

IT COULD ERODE

as I proud penis owner i can tell you now that the penis is not made of metal therefore it will not erode, but dissolve

IT COULD ERODE

(Source: bnaksy)

I have a feeling this happens a lot (because templars are oblivious)

lettucecopernicus:

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emmugh:

I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes

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magitekarmor:

Ancestor Glade

averagefairy:

what even is the 50 shades movie gonna be just like a theatre full of 40 yr old women eating popcorn and gasping and clutching their chests throughout 2 hours of softcore porn???????? please no

foxhero:

*browses own blog* amazing

(Source: foxhero-moved)

joelbyeman:

"you choose your favourite character because they remind you of yourself"

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lickitungrapunxel:

noddin my head like yeah 

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movin my hips like yeah 

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(Source: tekkenball)

primaniallerina:

wackcalzone:

my type

  • that guy in the state farm commercial that says “can i get a hot tub” like hes prayin in a church

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(Source: toddssteakhouse)

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lamelatios:

not being at comic con like 
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